We’ve got a lot of exciting new stuff here or coming soon, folks, but nobody wants to read the “exciting new stuff” post for the 200,000th time. If you really want to read something like that, I recommend going here or here for lists of stuff, or here to find out how they make you like those kinds of intros to begin with.
Ok, feeling better? Great. You can look around the site – you probably won’t find zombies, or stabby tooth beasts jumping out of suspiciously round caves to drag you away never to be seen again by man woman or beast, and you definitely won’t find this guy. But you can probably find some old-ass videos and our new-ass calendar and I’ll post some other stuff as it becomes cromulent.